Fled Sheeran: Ed, but a coward.
Dead Sheeran: Ed, but RIP.
Undead Sheeran: Ed, but even paler.
Bread Sheeran: Ed, but sourdough.
Bred Sheeran: Ed, but stuffed with a dom-top’s seed.
Breaded Sheeran: deep-fried Ed.
Fred Sheeran: Ed, but wearing an ascot.
Instead Sheeran: Ed, but your second choice.
Homestead Sheeran: Ed, but holding a pitchfork.
Red Sheeran: comrade Ed.
Red Sheeran: Republican Ed.
Red Sheeran: Ed, but left too long in the sun.
Red Sheeran: Ed, but blushing because he’s in love with the shape of you.
Talented Sheeran: a myth.
Beloved Sheeran: a myth.
Usted Sheeran: Ed, but respected in Spain.
Led Sheeran: Ed, but guided by the Holy Spirit.
Lead Sheeran: Ed, but poisoning our water supply.
Rabid Sheeran: Ed, but frothy.
Inbred Sheeran: Ed, but with a tragic beginning.
In-bread Sheeran: Ed, but baked inside a giant ciabatta.
Spoonfed Sheeran: Ed, but also the Gerber baby.
Shredded Sheeran: swole Ed.
Bearded Sheeran: Ed, but still not hot.
Brain-dead Sheeran: Ed, but when he collabs with Justin Bieber.
Unfriended Sheeran: Ed, but with an unbearable Facebook presence.
Unmade-bed Sheeran: Ed, but a symptom of depression.
Shed Sheeran: Ed, but squatting in your backyard.
Shed Sheeran: Ed, but losing clumps of hair.
Grass-fed Sheeran: Ed, but happy before he was butchered.
Dread Sheeran: Ed, but culturally appropriating.
Dreaded Sheeran: Ed. Just Ed.
