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Jon Schneider has also been published in TriQuarterly and the Virginia Quarterly Review.
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Renaissance Coffee & Tea Company,
Throwing Knives After Lunch
Jon Schneider
Don hands me a beer and shows me how to grip a paring knife by the blade, flings it at the back wall of the restaurant, and it’s past three, still no rain,
but my knee hurts, the Florida birds hush, and the air is thick. I take my shirt off, and we wait for tomorrow’s coffee to roast, taking turns with the knife,
until Becky brings out more beer and more knives, and Jeff comes outside, says, The dishes are done! and we cheer and drink to Jeff, and Becky
throws a bread knife at the ground and Don helicopters one at the wall and Paula comes over with a new scarf, says, It’s cold somewhere!
and we all agree and she pours a glass of white wine, picks up a butter knife, and I say, Give me the big knife! then throw it like a spear. Don lights
a cigarette and the girl with the boots walks by and waves, yells, I’m moving to San Francisco! Paula says, Have a beer—it’s hot out, but she’s already gone, and Jeff
comes out, says, The dishes are done! and we say, We know! Clean knives! I get more beer and some train comes tearing by, and the windows shake, a dog barks and Don
screams until the whistle stops, then launches a steak knife at a freight car, lights a cigarette, and Becky smokes too, and the coffee roasts and the heat and the smoke
and the beer and the gnats hit the honeysuckle on the fence and no one can see anything in this four o’clock sun except that red knife-wall, and I say,
Give me a bigger knife! as the guy with the mohawk rides by on his bike, screams, War is the destruction of restaurants! and we all laugh
and the rain clouds lift over the oak and I throw the bigger knife as hard as I can and it hits a soft spot, goes three inches deep and it rains and this
old restaurant and the pines, oaks, and picnic tables all cool down, and we drink, wait for the moon and whistle, and nothing gets easier and we know it.
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